Mr. and Mrs. Shameless Host a Memorial Day Picnic

“Daddy, Officer Bradley is here with Trisha and he brought Mark and Candy and two guys from the fire department.”

“Have you put out the chips and dip?”

“Yes, Daddy.”

“Did you turn on the hot tub for later?”

“Yes, Daddy.”

“Has the meat been tenderized and marinated?”

“Brad’s getting started on tenderizing Trisha with the baton, and Candy’s working her way through prepping the rest of the guys.”

“And you, pumpkin? Why aren’t you in there helping her out?”

“Well, the marinade just doesn’t taste the same without your special sauce, Daddy.”

“That’s my girl. Get your clothes off and get in there. I’m going to tenderize that sweet ass of yours before I serve it up to the boys.”

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